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Welcome to the New Tokyo International Airport
- Welcome to Tokyo! - Thank you very much.
My name is Kawasaki, nice to meet you!
- Something for you. - Thank you.
- Mr. Mori from Suntori. - All right.
- And Miss Shibata. - Hey, I need that.
- And Mr. Minami. - Thank you, happy to meet you.
- And Mr. Tanaka. - Thank you.
And we will pick you up in the morning?
- OK. - See you tomorrow?
Great, short and sweet. Very Japanese, I like that.
My pleasure.
Ya, get some sleep, will you. you're all really tired I'm sure.
- Good night! - Thank you.
What is it? Something good?
You forgot Adam's birthday. I'm sure that he'll understand. Have a good trip.
Thank you.
Mr. Harris, welcome in Park Hyatt Tokyo. This way, please.
- Mr. Harris. Please to welcome. Have a nice evening. - Thank you.
- Mr. Harris, welcome to Park Hyatt Tokyo. - Thank you very much.
- Richard? - Yes?
- Do you see that guy? - Yes.
- Do you know who that is? - It is not him.
- It looks like him, but it's not him. - Can you believe it?
- OK, maybe he is. - He's here with us...
- you talk to him? - Shut up.
- Bob Harris? You're awesome, man! - " Sunset Odds", loved it.
Man, that car chase... I couldn't believe it!
Four buses, and he took that thing and everything exploded.
I heard he did his own driving.
Did you do your own driving?
I did.
So, what are you doing here?
Seeing friends.
- Great. - We're here on business.
- Later. See you Bob! - Keep it up.
Bob, you didn't tell me which shelves you want in your study.
Please pick one out and let me know.
I'm having a good time with the team of workers.
I hope that you have a good time where you are... I love you. Lydia
You awake?
John?
Go to sleep.
Yes, I'm coming down.
I gotta go to work.
- OK. - I love you. I'll see you later.
OK, bye.
He want you to turn... look in camera. OK?
- That's all he said? - Yes.
Turn to the camera.
Does he want me to turn from the right, or turn from the left?
Right side...
with intensity.
Is that everything? It seemed like he said quite a bit more than that.
Like an old friend and... into the camera.
For relaxing times...
Make it Suntori time.
Could you do it slower
and more
intensity.
For relaxing times...
Make it Suntori time.
- Hello? - Laureen?
- Charlotte, hey? - Hey...
- Oh my God! How's Tokyo? - It's great here. It's really great.
I went to this Shrine today.
And there were these monks and they were chanting...
and I didn't feel anything.
I don't know... I even tried ikebana.
And John is using these hair products,
I don't know who I married.
- wait a second, hold on, I'll be right back - OK, sure.
- Sorry, what were you saying? - Nothing, it's OK.
- I'll call you later, OK? - OK, have the best time.
Just call me when you get back, OK? Bye!
- Bye. - Love you...
At the fitting today they had all these rock and roll clothes,
but the band wasn't tough at all.
And the label guys just kept saying more " Lock and Loll" and,
it's just so much better if they're just skinny and narly
like they came in, you know.
They're making them wear all these Keith Richard clothes, and it's just sort of ridiculous.
the should just let them be who they are, don't you think?
Yeah.
Yeah, that is exactly what I was saying.
But try you of...
I mean, I mean, you know
that's what I think.
Do you think this is done?
I don't know.
Would you please stop smoking!
I like to. I don't really smoke that much.
But it's just so bad for your though.
I'll stop later.
- Welcome back, Mr. Harris. - Yes, Mr. Harris, welcome.
- Mr. Harris? - Yes?
Mr. Kazu sent me, may I enter?
Thank you.
Do you like massage?
I don't think I like massage, anymore.
Mr. Kazu sends premium fantasy.
My stockings.
Lick them.
Lick my stockings!
Yes, please.
Lick them.
- What? - Lick them.
Lick my stockings!
Hey, lick them, lick them, what?
Lick them! Like this!
- Lick them! - Rip them?
Lip, yes.
- You want me to rip your stockings? - Yes, rip my stockings.
- rip your stockings. - Yes, please, please.
I am going to rip your stockings.
And you tell Mr. Kazu that we had a blast.
Oh no, no, no! Mr. Harris! Don't touch me!
Mr. Bob Harris, don't touch me!
Just lip my stocking! Oh NO! Mr. Harris! On NO! Help!
Help please, help please!
- Help please, help please! - Come, come.
Help please, help please! Let me go, Mr. Harris!
- No, let me go. - Oh!
With pleasure...
Mr. Bob Harris! Don't let me go no!
Please, let me go! Please!
- Mr. Harris! Good morning. - Hi.
We just got a request from Taleban Morri.
He is the Johnny Carson of Japan.
It is a big honor to be invited to his show.
Can you stay here until Friday?
I am surprised and honored.
But I think I need to check with my agent.
- I believe I may have a previous commitment. - OK, I understand.
- Shall we go? - Yes.
- I think that you should do it. - No, hear this Fred.
- I gotta be on a plane Thursday night. - We're looking into it, Bob.
They really want you to stay to do the television show.
Apparently, he's a really big deal there.
The Johnny Carson of Japan, yeah.
Bob, these people are paying you a lot.
- would you please reconsider... - I already have.
You know, I gotta get out of here, as soon as I can.
All right, schedule will be Friday but we'll but hold it for you Saturday.
All right now hold it, you're breaking up, Fred. There's no reception in this studio.
Forget it. Call me back.
Can your put your hand close your face please?
I'm sorry. What?
Can pick your hand close your face.
I don't get that close to the glass until I'm on the floor.
How's this?
Yes. You want a whisky?
This is not whisky, this is ice tea.
If you gave me real whisky...
I need a mysterious face. Tension is mysterious.
I think I know what you want. It is this, right?
I need more mysterious and...
More mysterious... OK.
I'll just try to think... where the hell is the whisky.
You are a movie star?
Yes, I should be doing movies, but...
And the "Lat Pack."
Do you know "Lat Pack?"
- "Rat Pack?" - Yes, please.
I need more tension, please?
More?
You're so gentleman, yes.
A ring-a-ding-ding.
Sinatra, you know Sinatra.
- "Ol' blue eyes." - Yes.
It is good. Yeah.
That's more of Dino. That's Dino.
Joey Bishop, would you like?
Yes, just change film.
Are you drunkie? No?
- Am I drinking? - Yes?
As soon as I'm done.
Close your hand, please.
- Close your hand. - To close it?
Yes, close your face please.
- Close my face. - Yes, sorry.
And 007?
He drinks the martinis, but Ok I got it.
007, yes... Logia Moore?
Logia Moore?
Do you know?
- Roger Moore? - Yes.
I always think of Sean Connery.
- No. - Seriously.
- Didn't you get the Sean Connery one over here? - No.
- Roger Moore. - OK.
- That is Roger Moore? - No...
Yes. Perfect.
Good.
Moore?
- Please - Demi Moore or Roger Moore again?
Ya.
Good.
Thank you. We're glad to be here. We're Sausalido
Send these over to that table over there.
Help!
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Are you OK? - Yes, fine.
The car is outside. Shall we go?
- It's what I told to him, you know. - Yes.
- He never listened to me. - Yes.
John?
Oh my God John! What are you doing here?
I'm just here shooting a band. What about you?
I'm here promoting that action movie I did, you know...
I'm doing 20 millions interviews a day, it's crazy!
It's so good to see you. So how long are you here for?
We're here for one week, I'm gonna shoot in Fuka Waka.
- Oh, it's amazing! - Yes.
- This is my wife, Charlotte. - Hi! It's really nice to meet you. Hello!
Your wife?
You are my favorite photographer.
No you are, I only want you to shoot me.
It's true!
Oh my God, I've the worst B.O. right now I'm so sorry.
Listen, let's all go out for a drink sometime.
Ya!
- Call me, okay? - Okay.
Listen, I'm under Evelyn Waugh.
OK, arigato, arigato.
- Evelyn Waugh? - What?
Evelyn Waugh was a man.
Oh, come on, she's nice.
Not everybody went to Yale.
It's just a pseudonym, for Christs sakes.
Why do you have to defend her?
Why do you have to plan how stupid everybody is all the time?
I thought it was funny, forget it.
well...
Hey, John, we gotta go.
Bye..
Did you ever wonder what your purpose in life is?
This book is about finding you soul's purpose or destiny.
Every soul has its path.
But sometimes, that path is not clear.
In Inner-map theory is an example
of how each soul begins with an imprint, all compacted,
into a pattern, that has been selected by your soul
before you've even gotten here.
You know, I guess the reason why I like Japan the best...
out of all the Asian countries,
is because I really feel close Buddhism.
I really believe in reincarnation.
That is part of Jumi too, and of "Mignight Velocity"
because although Keanu dies
he eventually gets reincarnated.
So, there's hope in reincarnation, I think.
What was it like working with Keanu Reeves?
He was always giving me ideas
really helpful.
He made me feel really comfortable.
We both have two dogs,
and we both live in LA.
So we have all these different things in common.
And we both really like Mexican food,
and Yoga,
and Karate.
He got married a couple of times.
To some nice women. beautiful women too.
You and I would be crazy for these woman, but...
there were always rumors.
I never liked this actress,
so I never gave a damn whether he was straight or not.
Hey! Thanks.
What can I get you?
I'm not sure.
For relaxing times...
Make it Suntori times.
I'll have a vodka tonic.
So, what are you doing here?
A couple of things.
Taking a break from my wife, forgetting my son's birthday.
And getting paid two million dollars to endorse a whisky,
when I could be doing a play somewhere.
But the good news is: the whisky works.
What are you doing?
My husband's a photographer, so he's here working.
I wasn't doing anything, so I came along. And to be with some friends that live here.
How long have you been married?
Two years.
25 years long ones.
Your're probably just having a mid-life crisis.
Did you buy a Porsche yet?
You know, I was thinking about buying a Porsche.
25 years, it's...
impressive.
Well you figure, you sleep one third of your life.
That knocks of 8 years of marriage, right there.
So you're down to 16 years in change.
You're just a teenager at marriage:
you can drive it but you can...
there's still the occasional accident.
What do you do?
I am not sure yet.
I just graduated last spring.
What did you study?
Philosophy.
There's a good buck in that racket.
So far, its pro bono.
I'm sure you'll figure out the angles.
I hope your Porsche works out.
Cheers to that.
Wish I could sleep.
Me too.
How'd it go?
It was good, I'm tired.
I gotta go downstairs and meet Kelly, for drinks
she wants to talk about some photo thing.
Maybe I'll go downstairs with you.
You want to come?
Ya sure.
OK.
Everybody's always like...
"Kelly, you are anorexic."
And I'm like; no I'm not.
I eat so much junk food, you wouldn't believe it.
I have a high metabolism.
that's odd, because I thought you were anorexic.
Everybody does!
Because you seem if... you know... so
Thank you, I know.
I eat whatever, I have metabolism.
My dad is an anorexic.
Really?
Ya, he fought on the American side of "The Bay of the Pigs." in Cuba
And he was taken prisoner.
And the whole time he was there, they tortured him about food.
Every day, they told him they had put poison in the food.
So they would always make themselves throw-up after every meal.
That's horrible.
Crazy shit.
Do you know a little the Station wagon-Beatific?
I've been like taking it to next level shit
like I'll take that and put a delay on it.
So it's like evolving the beat,
so it's sounds hell at large on the track.
You know what I'm saying?
No.
You don't listen to a Hip Hop?
Oh my God, you guys gotta listen!
I tried this power cleanse.
so amazing.
Promise me you'll try it you try this power cleanse?
I did it last week. and it's amazing.
It's so good to get the toxins out of your body.
Hello
You ever switch seats?
I like this one if I fall, someone will notice.
You having a nice time?
Can you keep a secret?
I'm trying to organize a prison break.
I'm looking for like, an accomplice.
We'd have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel,
the city, and then the country.
Are you in or are you out?
I'm in.
- I'll pack my stuff. - Get your coat.
See you.
I hope your had enough to drink,
it's going to take courage.
The label got me these.
I love Crystal, wanna have some?
I gotta go.
You know, you don't have to stay.
You don't have to go, do you?
- I have to... - I know.
You're going to be working the whole time.
I'll have a much better time here.
I'll call Traleen and Sands.
Yeah, call those guys.
I'll be back Sunday.
And I love you.
- I'll see you, OK? - I'll just be a couple of days
- Bye. - I love you.
- Hello. - Hello.
- How go you? - Good, how are you?
It's cool pool, isn't it?
Ya, it's nice.
can't you sleep?
Not yet.
How about you?
No, not yet.
How long you staying for?
I'll be in the bar for the rest of the week.
That's good.
I'm going out with some friends later, if you want to come?
Sure.
I'll see you later.
See ya.
Bob, which one you want for your study?
I like the Burgundy, but, whatever you want.
Which one's Burgundy?
Hold on.
Hold on!
You really are having a mid-life crisis, huh?
Really?
I was afraid of that.
I kept telling myself that
I just wanted to be ready,
in case we go to war tonight.
My bathroom is messier than yours.
And it's not like you're not trying.
Here, will you cut the tag out for me?
Sure.
You're too tall!
Anyone ever tell you you may be too small?
Whose is this?
"A soul search: Finding your true crawling."
I don't know.
I have that.
Did it works out for you then?
Obviously.
Okay.
Where's your shoes?
Over here.
Where's your room key?
It's in my bag.
Where is your bag?
It's right here.
- Let's go. - Wait!
Where's the elevator. I gotta get...
Bob, this is Charlie Brown.
Hi
Nice to meet you. I am very happy.
How are you?
- Why do they call you Charlie Brown? - Everybody says Charlie Brown.
Charlie Brown and Snoopy.
I'll be right back.
I'll present you to mine friends.
Very beautiful friends.
See Pee, and Lika.
See Mayumi.
Mayumi, how are you, I'm Bob.
Bob's from the United States, man.
He is my surfing teacher.
He's your surfing teacher?
You're a surfer?
The emperor's House? Cool!
Do don't you have anything...
- Hey. - Hey, how are you doing?
My Japanese is getting better. We started speaking English.
Get out!
Come on!
Hey, guys, come over here!
- Our tour guide. - Hurry up!
this is gorgeous. Blond and black, right?
Hello, I'm Hanks. Nice to meet you.
Charlotte, nice to meet you.
Last weekend, I went surfing.
This is the grass that we made.
What kind of weed is it?
I don't know.
God save the Queen
Her fascist régime
It made you has moron
A potential HS bomb!
God save the Queen
She ain't no human being
There is future no
In England's dreaming
As I walk through
This wicked world
Searchin' for light in the darkness of insanity
I ask myself
Is all our hope lost?
Is there only pain and hatred, and misery?
And each I time feel like this inside,
There's one I thing wanna know
What's so funny 'bout peace, love & understanding?
I'm winking at you
Gonna make you, make you, make you notice
Gonna uses my arms
Gonna uses my legs
Gonna uses my style
Gonna uses my sidestep
Gonna uses my fingers
Gonna uses my, my, my imagination
cause I'm gonna make you see
nobody else is
No one like me
I'm special
I gotta have some of your attention
Give it to me
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Bob Harris.
Thanks, it is hard.
I could feel at the time
There was no way of knowing
Fallen leaves in the night
Who can say where they're blowin'
As free as the wind
hopefully learning
Why the sea one the tide
Has no way of turning
More than this, you know there's nothing
More than this, tell me one thing
More than this, there is nothing
Hey.
Hi Bob
You know, on those carpet samples,
were you right about the Burgundy, wasn't even close.
blows the others away.
I'm glad you like it.
I saw a great house tonight,
that you would have loved.
that Burgundy would have been good in this house, really.
The guy designed his own house and built it.
I wish I'd seen it.
It was a fashion guy, and all these fashion people were there.
And there were Japanese surfers.
And the guy was playing really great music.
I should have found out what that was and brought some back.
I'll try to find out.
Great, can you hold on?
You have to have something for the breakfast.
Tell her I said she's got to eat something.
Just trying to get her to eat something.
Tell her that I said that she has to eat something.
Your dad said eat something!
Tell her I said so.
She won't eat anything, forget it.
Look I'm glad you're having fun
It's not that I'm having fun. It's that it's very, very different.
I have to get the kids off to school, OK?
so can I call you in a while?
I might not be up. It's like 4.
you better get some sleep, you have work in the morning.
Well, actually, they gave me tomorrow off.
That must be nice.
Allright thanks for checking in,
I gotta go.
Allright, have a great night, I guess have a great morning.
Good night, Bob.
Good night.
I love you.
That was a stupid idea.
Just feeling tight,
shoulders and neck.
So I called down,
and had a
a Shiatsu massage in my room.
That's nice.
The tightness has completely disappeared,
and then replaced by...
unbelievable pain.
Stagering, unbearable pain.
That's too bad.
I'm in pain.
I got my foot banged up.
Want to see it?
How do you say no?
Oh, my Gosh!
When did you do this?
The other day. It hurts, you know.
Didn't you feel any pain?
Yeah, it really hurt.
That toe is almost dead.
I think I gotta take you to the doctor,
you can't put that back in the shoe.
No, you don't think so?
Well, you either go to a doctor, or leave it here.
He's smiling.
You like that idea?
They love black toe over in this country.
You got a sharp knife?
In this country, someone's got to prefer black toe.
Black toe!
We should probably hang around until someone orders it?
Hey! What's with the straight face?
Hospital regulations, get in there.
All right.
Thank you.
Careful, OK?
No, don't!
Hey! Use the horn, fella!
Let's try "Mixed internals".
- Go. - Switched to beer, huh?
then wanted to switch to sake.
Hi.
We need a doctor or emergency room.
It is not an emergency, it is just my foot.
We go over there... which number?
We're not going to another hospital, so whatever you say is OK.
Could you put that back in the garage for us?
Is that for me?
Yeah it can be for you.
Hey Bob, it is Charlotte,
I'm going to meet Charlie in this guy's place called, "Orange". Around 10
So, I'll fax you a map, on how to get there. I hope you come and meet us.
Bye.
How long have you been here?
I couldn't say.
Where's Charlie and those guys?
They're taking a dance class.
- Can I get you a couple drinks? - Let's go.
Thank you.
They got room to run...
he's cutting back!
He's dancin'! But where'd he go?
There you are!
Say hi.
Ready?
Come on!
Thank you Tokyo!
The first time I saw you, you were wearing a tuxedo at the bar.
You were very dashing.
I like the masquera.
but the first time I saw you, was in the elevator.
Really?
Don't you remember?
I guess you do kind of blend in, huh?
Did I scowl at you?
No, you smiled.
- I did? - Yes.
It was a complete accident, a freak, I haven't see it since.
Just that one time.
Like that, but bigger.
Bigger.
Not that big.
My Goodness!
Why do they switch the R's and the L's here?
for yucks, you know, just to mix it up.
They have to amuse themselves. Because we're not making them laugh.
Let's never come here again because it would never be as much fun.
Whatever you say, you are the boss!
I am stuck.
Does it get easier?
No.
Yes.
It gets easier.
Oh yeah, look at you!
Thanks
The more you know who you are, and what you want,
the less you let things upset you.
I just don't know what I'm supposed to be. You know?
I tried being a writer, but
I hate what I write and...
I tried taking pictures. But,
they're so mediocre. Every girl goes through a photography phase.
You know like horses...
take dumb pictures of your feet.
You'll figure that out, I'm not worried about you.
keep writing.
But I am so mean.
Mean's OK.
What about marriage, does that get easier?
That's hard.
We used to have a lot of fun.
Lydia came with me when I made the movies and...
we would laugh about it all.
Now she doesn't want to leave the kids, and she doesn't...
need me to...
be there...
the kids miss me but they're fine.
It get's a whole lot more complicated when you have kids.
Ya, it's scary.
It's the most terrifying day of your life. the day the first one is born.
Nobody ever tells you that.
Your life, as you know it, is gone.
Never to return.
But they learn how to walk, and they learn how to talk, and...
you want to be with them.
and they turn out to be the most
delightful people
you'll ever meet in your life.
That's nice.
Where did you grow?
I grew to New York.
And I moved to Los Angeles when John and I got married, but...
it's so different there.
Ya, I know.
John thinks I'm so snotty.
You're not hopeless.
Hello?
M. Harris?
I have a fax for you.
Can you send it up, do you think you can just kick it under the door for me slide it under the door for me, please?
Do you want I send it to your room?
Just slide it under the door, please. Thank you.
- Thank you to you. - Well. Goodbye.
Mr. Kawasaki? It's Bob Harris.
Yes I would love to do his talk-show. I would.
I would love to change my plans, and stay.
Ladies and gentlemen! Mr. Bob Harris!
He wants to show you his dance.
A Japanese dance.
Do I have to dance with him?
He wishes you welcome, Bob.
Hello?
Bob.
Hi Lydia
Is this a bad time?
No, it's always a good time.
Your burgundy carpet isn't in stock...
it's going to take twelve weeks.
did you like any of the other colors?
Whatever you like, I'm completely lost.
It's just carpet.
It's not what I'm talking about.
What are you talking about?
I don't know, I just want to get healthy... I want to take better care of myself.
I would like to start eating healthier, I don't want all that pasta.
I would like to start eating like Japanese food.
Well, why don't you just stay there, and you can have it every day.
How are the kids doing?
They're fine, they miss their father, but they're getting used you not being here.
Do I need to worry about you, Bob?
Only if you want to.
Bob, I got things to do. I got to go.
Okay.
I'll see you, I'll talk to you later.
- OK. - OK, bye
bye
Thank you, thank you so much. we're taking a short break, see you in a minute.
Hi, Champagne, thanks.
Hi
I got it.
Have a rough night?
I'm going to that place, that sushi place in Nakayama, you want to come?
Ya, but I can't right now.
Ya, I guess you're busy, huh?
Hello?
Hello, Bob, it's me
- Hello? - It is Lydia, your wife.
I couldn't hear you.
do you want to talk to Zoé?
Ya.
Zoé, come to say hello to your father.
Hello!
She just ran into the other room.
It's OK
OK, her ballet recital is Sunday, don't forget.
I didn't forget.
Well, travel safely, and I'll see you soon.
Mommy!
- OK. - Okay, bye
bye
she is closer to your age.
You can talk about things you have in common like
growing up in the 50s.
Maybe she liked the movies you made in the years 70,
when you still were making movies?
Wasn't there anyone else there to lavish you with attention?
I'm switching to beer, OK?
I can't tell the difference.
We'll have two of these, OK?
... to your nearest exit
await directions from...
That was the worst lunch.
So bad.
What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?
When are you leaving?
Tomorrow.
I'll miss you.
I don't want to leave.
So don't. Stay here with me.
We'll start a jazz band.
- Good night. - Good night.
Charlotte, good night. I miss you! John.
- Hello Mr. Harris, have a nice flight. - Thank you.
Goodbye.
I'll be one minute.
Charlotte? I'm down in the lobby, and I'm leaving now.
I was calling to see if you still had my jacket.
and if you could bring it down, but, you're not there, so
this is... goodbye.
And...
so...
I guess, goodbye, and enjoy my jacket which you stole from me
I'm good how are you?
I had a great time. I had a very good time.
Excuse me, aren't you Bob Harris?
Wow, I'm such a big fan. It's so nice to meet you.
What are you doing here in Japan?
I have to go right now. Excuse me one second.
- Hi. - Hi.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
Thought I'd missed you.
Are you going right now?
Ya, they're my bodyguards right here.
Aren't you gonna wish me have a good fright, or something?
OK, bye.
Alright.
Can I take one more picture?
Sure.
Hey, hold on here.
Let me out.
Hey, you!
- bye. - bye.